For those of you that want to see me as a pig

[femcanlana]

Looks kinda like a piggie nose maybe?

 

[Hungry 2]

OOOH, this little piggy is going to market...to be butchered!

 

[Hungry 2]

So how would you want to be butchered and cooked, my tasty tart?

 

[femcanlana]

So how would you want to be butchered and cooked, my tasty tart?

Perhaps its a trick to get YOU in my oven?

 

[Gurgurant]

How very clever to use yourself as bait.

 

[femcanlana]

How very clever to use yourself as bait.

Wasnt my idea I was taught that trick by a very seasoned nice cannibal Ive befriended! Isnt that right Vincent < We have been chatting about it the last few days lol

 

[Hungry 2]

As a big bad wolf, your not the first tricky piggy I've dealt with. Now I just have to tie up you up for Luau. How do you feel about pineapple my dear?

 

[femcanlana]

As a big bad wolf, your not the first tricky piggy I've dealt with. Now I just have to tie up you up for Luau. How do you feel about pineapple my dear?

Actually Pineapple Pizza was invented in my Hometown London Ontario > https://london.ctvnews.ca/london-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-dies-1.3452631 RIP Cause he died

 

[Hungry 2]

You can be the ham on my pizza honey! Now be careful, pizza ovens cook at around 500f babe, be sure to smear on the olive oil.

 

[femcanlana]

You can be the ham on my pizza honey! Now be careful, pizza ovens cook at around 500f babe, be sure to smear on the olive oil.

The look the pig gets when the pig tells me about being careful about oven temperatures

 

[Hungry 2]

Ok, now I'm hurt. Just because I want to bind you, cook you, and eat you doesn't mean I can't care for you. I'm a friendly big bad wolf.

 

[Hungry 2]

 

[theogre666]

Looks kinda like a piggie nose maybe?

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yea..one for the pot